![]() ![]() “Maybe BS or BD turned it on when we weren’t looking?” DW says. SS is hugely apologetic, saying he doesn’t know what happened. So DW told SS to either set the alarm for 7:30 am or shut it off. I am now losing sleep because of SS’s stupidities and when I lose sleep, I get ugly REAL fast. I told DW that something needs to be done. SS didn’t listen, and for a whole week, I was woken up by this thing. I told him it made no sense to set the alarm to go off two hours before the time he is normally supposed to get up. I ended having to get up, barge into his room and tell SS to shut the damn thing off. The blasted horn of the infernals would go off and SS wouldn’t get up. Why 5am? Apparently SS was getting fed up of running out of hot water when taking a shower after us in the morning so the genius thought that setting the alarm to go off at 5am would be a good idea in order to beat me and DW to the showers.Įxcept SS has NEVER gotten up at 5am on his own – not since he hit puberty. SS, was setting the shrieking-banshee machine to go off at 5am. In order for SS to get himself prepared in the morning he should be up by 7:30am. DW told SS that he is to use it from now on to help him get up. It finally dawned on DW that the solution was right there all along the Sponge Bob Alarm clock. I said, “Ok fine, you dig yourself into an early grave then, because that is what is going to happen when you are yelling and screaming at SS to get up and out of bed EVERY morning!” DW chastised me for being mean and cruel. I took over one time when I clanged a metal pot and ladle together. After all, the job of an alarm clock is to wake you up.įor a while now, DW was beating herself senseless trying to get SS to wake up in the morning. Yes, it is *that* bad….Or good….depending on your point of view. The sponge Bob alarm clock makes the cartoon version of its name sake sound like Julio Iglesias serenading you. If any of you are familiar with the Sponge Bob Cartoon, you probably know how grating Sponge Bob’s laughter is. This “treasure” is a Sponge Bob Alarm Clock – and it has proven to be as mysterious and as horrific as that puzzle lock from from “Hell Raiser” movies – for when it goes off, it emits a sound that is surely awakening demons from the abyss. Unfortunately, the last Sponge Bob treasure he has caused nuclear explosion in the morning hours of Friday last week. SS went through a “Sponge Bob” phase where he had to have any and all Sponge Bob memerobilia out there Sponge Bob towel, Sponge Bob plate, Sponge Bob flashlight, etc.įortunately, SS grew out of it eventually. ![]()
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